Archive for August, 2010

The 23rd Century

August 10, 2010


Can you imagine how let down you would be if the future turned out to be exactly like Zardoz, Barbarella or Logan’s Run?

Space Age Love Song


I absolutely love all three of the aforementioned movies. So much in fact, that I’ve lost track of their play count. My point being, we’d be hovering around in paper mache spaceships with shag carpet, wearing ridiculous strappy red outfits and have lifeclocks installed in our hands that beep when we’ve turned age 30. Ahhhhh!

Some inventions we do actually have, though. A bit obvious, but in Star Trek there were the communicators, and we now have cell phones. In Star Wars we had holographic Princess Leia, and we now have (pretty terrible and awkward-looking) holographic news reporters. In Logan’s Run there was a plastic surgery shop, and we now have- wait, are there plastic surgery shops? There’s got to be!

It’s just a matter of time before we’re able to beam each other up, breathe without oxygen, and wear next to nothing on planets whose atmospheric temperatures are well below freezing.

Here are some bits from some old sci-fi films if you’re looking for something to watch. If you got any recommendations or thoughts, feel free to comment.

John Carpenter’s sci-fi parody Dark Star*.

Logan’s Run*. Here’s a bit from the robot in one of the scenes. (i.e. the greatest robot ever).

Here’s a better clip that I wasn’t able to embed.

Woody Allen’s Sleeper.

If you’re looking to watch something extraordinarily odd, Fantastic Planet should suffice.

Barbarella*, a bizarre sci-fi classic. Most notable for Jane Fonda’s scene with something called the ‘Excessive Machine’ (or quite literally, an orgasm machine). You’ll have to be 18+ to watch that, though.

Here is what sexual relations are like in the future:

Speilberg’s Close Encounters of The Third Kind.

Godard’s Alphaville.

Zardoz*, a bizarrely ridiculous sci-fi classic (well, a classic in my eyes, anyway).

A really old one. Forbidden Planet.

Alright, that’s all for now.

I’ll leave you with this..

Yep.

County Law!

August 9, 2010

If everyone on cop shows acted like this woman, then I would probably watch cop shows.

A deer steals a man’s wife.

August 7, 2010

I laugh at this every time I watch it. I like how at the end the guy just sort of stands there, too funny.

Science Channel 9

August 6, 2010


Well, I just finished this tonight. Had been working on it for a while. I put it up once, then took it down to work on more, and now it’s finished. It’s about watching the science channel and the super collider, but I needn’t tell you that. Right click or option + click to download.

Science Channel 9

Download: science-channel-9.mp3

What’s the most painful song ever created?

August 2, 2010


What’s the most painful song ever created? There are plenty out there, of course. But have you ever heard of Mrs. Miller?

Here she is singing ‘Downtown’ – (the version below reaching the Billboard 100 in 1966):

Here’s her rendition of ‘Hard Days Night’

How ’bout a Nancy Sinatra cover?

And the last, a classic:

If you want to make someone feel really uncomfortable (or if you want to make an enemy), you can buy some Mrs. Miller records, wrap them up, and give them away on holidays- but make sure to do it with a straight face and say “here’s something I thought you might like”.

Here is her site, so you can join the fan club.

I apologize if you sat through those.

Well..

August 1, 2010

Ever wonder what the lyrics are for Daft Punk’s Around The World?


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